Kuwaiti Chopper Dude !!: Perverted Statistics..
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Nombre: The Don ®
Lugar: Sand Box, Kuwait

A true Biker that found the only escape from living in Kuwait.. taking long motorcycle rides down the highway..

sábado, septiembre 17, 2005

Perverted Statistics..

My StatCounter is my spy eye on all of you people.. trying to catch you in the act.. some I see lurking in old posts, others only the latest.. I get many comers through search engines, that means someone puts a phrase that has Kuwaiti or chopper, others use the q80 and my blog comes up and they click on it.. but these aren’t the ones I want to talk about.. I really crack up and enjoy the searches that are somehow odd and unusual from these anonymous internet surfers.. a year later, I would like to put a list of the top five odd searches I encountered that led to my blog:

5- Kuwaiti dishes

4- Americans in Kuwait

3- machboos (it’s a Kuwaiti traditional dish)

2- Sex in Kuwait

1- Naked Kuwaiti Girls

Comments on "Perverted Statistics.."

 

Blogger Papillona ® said ... (9/17/2005 11:53 AM) : 

ah I'm so proud of you

 

Blogger The Don ® said ... (9/17/2005 12:01 PM) : 

Sarah, why thank you .. but why ??

 

Blogger Papillona ® said ... (9/17/2005 12:11 PM) : 

What led to your blog my friend, hot stuff ;)

 

Blogger The Don ® said ... (9/17/2005 12:14 PM) : 

Sarah.. In my view it’s only leading perverts from all over the internet to my blog.. :P

 

Blogger AyyA said ... (9/17/2005 12:37 PM) : 

Naked Kuwaiti Girls?
LOL Don, that was funny

 

Blogger Purgatory said ... (9/17/2005 12:47 PM) : 

I found you searching for dinosaurs.

 

Blogger Jewaira said ... (9/17/2005 12:48 PM) : 

That was funny and delicious Don especially the Machboos part! MMMmmm
Do you know what searches I get? I get Banat Kuwaitiyat (in Arabic), but not naked :P
And the others? Well:
1- Masturbation (Very commonly spelt Mastrubation)
2- Anal sex
3- Ann Margaret ;) (From that wretched Valentines post)
4- Husband abuse

 

Blogger The Don ® said ... (9/17/2005 12:57 PM) : 

AyyA, I know.. hehehe

Purg, actually if you do the search for dinosaurs, you’ll find your self.. cos you’re older than I am.. :P

Jewaira.. hahahaha.. I remember all the entries you have that targeted these issues you mentioned.. very memorable and daring entries really.. :)

 

Blogger Spontaneousnessity said ... (9/17/2005 1:03 PM) : 

wee faragha =P

 

Blogger La La said ... (9/17/2005 1:21 PM) : 

zis is funny lol

naked kuwaiti girls! Oh, the pervs out there... lol I love it!

 

Blogger Purgatory said ... (9/17/2005 1:23 PM) : 

no am 26.

 

Blogger The Don ® said ... (9/17/2005 1:26 PM) : 

Sponty, hehehehe right??

Janjoon, I bet you they are here lurking for a picture of a naked Kuwaiti girl.. lol

Purg, madree laish !!

 

Blogger NuNu™ said ... (9/17/2005 2:06 PM) : 

Why no naked kuwaiti choppers?!

 

Blogger The Don ® said ... (9/17/2005 2:27 PM) : 

NuNu, you can be the first to search for that on google.. give it a shot :P

 

Blogger NuNu™ said ... (9/17/2005 3:04 PM) : 

Latkharrebni ;P

 

Blogger The Don ® said ... (9/17/2005 3:07 PM) : 

NuNu, heehhe.. there are some other bloggers that will kick my @$$ if I did.. :P

 

Blogger Judy Abbott said ... (9/17/2005 3:09 PM) : 

hehehe thats funny
o ana agool eshloon chakny ya inta ya kha6eeer :P oh then i should change rushdy abatha to james bond

 

Blogger dishevelled said ... (9/17/2005 3:28 PM) : 

wow...from kuwaiti kitchenware to kuwaiti porn! lol.... u got it all chopper ;P

 

Blogger NuNu™ said ... (9/17/2005 4:06 PM) : 

No one can kick your @$$ and my head smells the air!! ;P

 

Blogger Badoor said ... (9/17/2005 9:46 PM) : 

I have alot of catching up to do man

 

Blogger Ludwig said ... (9/17/2005 9:53 PM) : 

Is this not about naked girls?

Hummmmm...I wonder why I have kept coming all this time, craving for something that wouldn't come! lol

Cheers!

 

Blogger The Don ® said ... (9/17/2005 10:29 PM) : 

Dishevelled, I guess variety is the key to a successful blog.. good indication that these people either perverts or always hungry.. :P

NuNu.. you are on my head.. lol

Badoor.. catching up ??

Ludwig, stick for a little longer, who knows you might get what you are waiting for.. hahaha ;)

Salute..

 

Blogger christina/ohio said ... (9/17/2005 10:30 PM) : 

LOL and now it will happen twice as often since you have "naked girls" in a phrase together because the search engine won't care that it says Kuwaiti in the center.;) Oh well, bikers are just a little different....:p

 

Blogger Purgatory said ... (9/17/2005 10:31 PM) : 

naked girls, naked girls, naked girls, naked girls, naked girls, naked girls, naked girls.

There, now you are 100 % certain when someone types these two words they will come to your blog.

 

Blogger The Don ® said ... (9/17/2005 10:35 PM) : 

Chris and purg, actually, I never thought of that.. but you are absolutely right, now the chances that people searching for naked girls and ending up in my blog is increased dramatically..

 

Blogger NuNu™ said ... (9/17/2005 10:38 PM) : 

Don, Yeslam your head

 

Blogger Purgatory said ... (9/17/2005 10:40 PM) : 

ok now to make sure you get more hits

head, head, head, head, head, head, head, head, head, head

I bet you thought I would say something else

:P

 

Blogger The Don ® said ... (9/17/2005 10:42 PM) : 

NuNu, :)

Purg, pretty much like what I was expecting hahahaha

 

Blogger NuNu™ said ... (9/17/2005 10:51 PM) : 

Purg, =/

 

Blogger Purgatory said ... (9/17/2005 11:07 PM) : 

I had to tone it down a bit because of the kid.

 

Blogger NuNu™ said ... (9/17/2005 11:13 PM) : 

Oh!! Alright, So now I'm the kid, you old dusty rusty man you!!! ;P

 

Blogger Purgatory said ... (9/17/2005 11:14 PM) : 

NuNu, you always assume its you

 

Blogger NuNu™ said ... (9/17/2005 11:16 PM) : 

Well, YOU just told me it was ME!!! >=/

 

Blogger The Don ® said ... (9/17/2005 11:17 PM) : 

I'm staying out of this.. lol

 

Blogger Purgatory said ... (9/17/2005 11:18 PM) : 

:P

 

Blogger NuNu™ said ... (9/17/2005 11:21 PM) : 

And here's a proof from the MSN messenger:

NuNu™ says:
what kid?
purg_grup says:
u

 

Blogger The Don ® said ... (9/17/2005 11:22 PM) : 

hahahahahaha...

 

Blogger NuNu™ said ... (9/17/2005 11:25 PM) : 

Don, You're entertaining yourself by watching us eh? ;P

 

Blogger The Don ® said ... (9/17/2005 11:35 PM) : 

NuNu, I don't hang out here watching, I receive everything via e-mail and laugh so hard.. lol

 

Blogger NuNu™ said ... (9/17/2005 11:50 PM) : 

3asa dom 3asa =D

 

Blogger Purgatory said ... (9/18/2005 11:06 AM) : 

How is that proof? you just copied and pasted things that might be not connected.

 

Blogger Equalizer said ... (9/18/2005 2:47 PM) : 

Machboos mmmm I wonder where it shows on this blog hehe

 

Blogger The Don ® said ... (9/18/2005 2:57 PM) : 

Equalizer, I'm guessing somone wrote it in a comment some where.. :)

 

Blogger mallak said ... (9/18/2005 6:21 PM) : 

i might have been one of the ones who found you by googling sex in kuwait..

..hiding under my desk now..

do you know who i am? i registered finally, juus' for you :)

 

Blogger E3younAlbak said ... (9/19/2005 10:00 PM) : 

how do you find that stuff out? i dont understand.. i wanna see how people find me...

 

Blogger Dudette said ... (11/29/2008 10:14 AM) : 

*LOL*

I came here after googling "Kuwait Perverts".

 

Blogger The Don ® said ... (11/29/2008 10:41 PM) : 

Dudette, welcome, and I hope you can stick around.. :)

btw, I am listening to your cigarettes song.. great one hehehe

 

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